On Saturday night, Jane's older brother Liam took a break from playing Dragon Fable to tell me two jokes that he made up.
Q: What does a Ninja say to someone he doesn't know?
A: [in a high-pitched Karate voice] Hoo-ahhh-yuu!
Q: What does a Ninja say to someone he does know? A: [in a high-pitched Karate voice] Hai! Yaa!
Liam is not the only joke writer in the family.
Jane: I made up a joke but it's really bad.
Dave: Okay tell me.
Jane: Okay, but it's really bad.
Dave: No problem go ahead.
Jane: I made it up.
Dave: Uh huh.
Jane: It's really bad.
Dave: Please tell me the joke.
Jane: Okay. What do you say to a computer nerd? A computer nerd is someone who spends lots of time on the computer.
Dave: It's okay I know about computer nerds... What do you say to a computer nerd?
Jane: I want to eat you.
Dave: [blank stare]
Jane: Because nerds are a kind of candy. [Wikipedia]
Liam: That is really bad.
Jane: I know.