Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Jokes from Jane and Liam

On Saturday night, Jane's older brother Liam took a break from playing Dragon Fable to tell me two jokes that he made up.

Q: What does a Ninja say to someone he doesn't know?

A: [in a high-pitched Karate voice] Hoo-ahhh-yuu!

and:

Q: What does a Ninja say to someone he does know? A: [in a high-pitched Karate voice] Hai! Yaa!

Liam is not the only joke writer in the family.

Jane: I made up a joke but it's really bad.

Dave: Okay tell me.

Jane: Okay, but it's really bad.

Dave: No problem go ahead.

Jane: I made it up.

Dave: Uh huh.

Jane: It's really bad.

Dave: Please tell me the joke.

Jane: Okay. What do you say to a computer nerd? A computer nerd is someone who spends lots of time on the computer.

Dave: It's okay I know about computer nerds... What do you say to a computer nerd?

Jane: I want to eat you.

Dave: [blank stare]

Jane: Because nerds are a kind of candy. [Wikipedia]

Dave: Ohhh....

Liam: That is really bad.

Jane: I know.

1 comment:

Morey Amsterdam said...

I think the punchline for the second joke should be: "Mind if I take a byte." That's a free one for you, Kid.