"You need more lists, David," Marcie told me the other night.
I asked her to elaborate and she told me that people like to read lists.
"There's a really good list in that Bride's book... things she wanted from a lover. You don't want to make that list, it's too sexual, but maybe you could do a Valentine's list of what Guys Should Give Women."
Since I'm at a loss after binder clips and mojo kits, I let Marcie continue:
Marcie's Valentine's list of what Guys Should Give Women
- Go out and buy her the Sunday Times so she can lounge in bed and read.
- Make her a cup of tea.
- Bring her breakfast in bed.
- Take a picture of you and her together and put it on your desk at work.
[You are all invited to leave comments with other suggestions.]