Saturday, July 26, 2008

Unbelievable

Dudes, I just totally realised I have not updated this since Paris Hilton was in jail... You would not believe that I'd been abducted by aliens. I'm so sorry. I am so busy with discovering time doesn't stand still, hoping you haven't found other blogs, just generally being scary to society in general, my day is passing in a blur from the second star on the right, straight on to sun down and beyond. I am plotting and planning. I need some perspective.I vow I will update you with my nefarious activities as soon as I get a chance. Honestly! Assuming I don't get distracted by counting my chest hairs. Courtesty of The Lazy Blogger

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