Saturday, March 17, 2012

Rock Star Mullet Kit at Value Village

Unleash the Rock Star in you!
I don't want to send you on a wild goose chase, but this Rock Star Mullet Kit was at the Cyrville Road Value Village earlier today and might still be there.
You have always wanted a mullet. Now you can have one! Unleash the rock star in you.
This one-of-a-kind kit will transform you into the envy of all your friends. Make your next living room concert one to remember! The Rock Star Mullet Kit includes a mullet wig, a bandana and shutter shades.

6 comments:

  1. And you did not buy it?!

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  2. Aw, man - and me a thousand miles away . . .

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  3. I just can't seem to strike the right balance between over-consumption and being careful with what I acquire.

    They also had two big yellow airzookas that I stopped myself from buying.

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  4. Did they have different genres of mullet kits? Like perhaps "Classical Music Star Mullet Kit"? Or maybe "Reggae Star" or "Bluegrass Star"?

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  5. Hey Jennifer, all I could turn up with my internet research was a girl's version that looks like it has red hair.

    The field might be wide open for you to market the "Classical Music Star", "Reggae Star" and "Bluegrass Star" Mullet Kits.

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  6. There's a Guitar Hero the 80s Edition sitting in a pawn shop in Bellingham that would go really well with that.

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