Another step closer to the Robot Rebellion

Rocky the robotic squirrel can flick its tail and chatter. Can it also puncture your neck? [Times photo: Dirk Shadd]

I want to draw to your attention that deluded or race traitor Scientists have invented a robot squirrel.

While I have nothing against squirrels, I am hoping that those of you who see them as evil vermin will finally realize the gravity of the upcoming robot uprising and you will begin to prepare.

• Partan, S. (2004). Animal Robots. Pages 952-955 in M. Bekoff (Ed.), Encyclopedia of Animal Behavior, Westport, CT: Greenwood Publishing Group. pdf
• It seems squirrels are popular in parts of England.