Survival Advice: Alien Abduction

Something I truly appreciate about the internet is how much work it has taken away from me. As someone with a wide knowledge of threats and safety precautions, I feel a tremendous responsibility to share this knowledge with those of you who have spent your time learning less urgent things like how to knit or how to care for tropical fish. I have been berating myself for not preparing a guide on how to avoid alien abduction.

Fortunately, the brilliant and courageous Dr. M. Egan of Alien Abduction Sciences has prepared a concise video that will give you the basics you need to know.