Young Keir and his friends have completed an epic new Christmas movie: A Very JK Christmas.
This 21-minute epic follows two pairs of friends: Keir and Jay-Tee wind up trapped in an ice cave after going to the woods for a Christmas tree. Meanwhile, at the store for decorations, the muzak makes Spence go into some sort of seizure that Jimmy can't bring him out of.
If you're like me, you'll want to skip past the cannibalism scene, but the rest is well worth watching. Especially the scientific analysis of rock, paper, scissors. I'm hoping they'll let Astronaut Love Triangle cover the song.
p.s. I'm serious about the cannibalism.