A Great Moment in Advertising

I heard a radio ad on Magic 100 this morning that went something like this [I am not making this up]:

As the holiday season advances, we will all eventually be overcome with a strong feeling that material things do not matter.

Before this happens to you, head on down to the storewide sale at the Bay!

I went online to see if this message has made it into any of the Bay's other advertising material. It doesn't seem that it has, so I have taken it upon myself to put together a little artwork for them. [From this and this.]