Rocky the robotic squirrel can flick its tail and chatter. Can it also puncture your neck? [Times photo: Dirk Shadd]
I want to draw to your attention that deluded or race traitor Scientists have invented a robot squirrel.
While I have nothing against squirrels, I am hoping that those of you who see them as evil vermin will finally realize the gravity of the upcoming robot uprising and you will begin to prepare.